VIP (Creative Mode)

For a limited time – we are offering VIP for free! That’s right, free!

In order to take advantage of this offer, you must create an account on our Mastodon Instance, , and follow @admin on there. If you continue to remain active on our Mastodon Instance for one week, you will be granted VIP for 24 hours. Mastodon has a number of clients for smart phones:





This has never been done before on Nofftopia, so what are you waiting for! Get out there and claim your free VIP!

New Status Service

We are in the process of making a modern looking service status, this can be used to tell whether or not any issues you are experiencing is just a you issue, or if its a problem with Nofftopia servers. We are not yet ready to show this publicly, but until then, we are using . This site will continue to be operational, even if all other Nofftopia services are down!

A new admin in town?! You will never guess who!

Hey everyone, as the title says there is a new admin joining the Nofftopia Team. You may or may not know this “loveable hunk of a man…” Did he really say that about himself… Just kidding timeforwowXD here. I know what you are saying did timeforadminXD on twitter trend.. no! XD If you couldn’t guess by the title of this post then I am a new admin, I will try to bring this server back to life. So if you have any ideas let me know either here on the website or the Mastodon tab! *cough* Right now my plans are to start advertising (if possible), get a few plugins here and there, reward players for voting (some ideas for this as well)… So make sure to check on here for updates or the mastodon instance ‘ ‘ *cough* *shameless advertising* *cough*. Maybe even start streaming to twitch again for the server and you could join in and see what’s going on while you are doing your life… anyways that is enough of that now about me… //-o And I will eventually be able to make these look nice xD

I work at taco bell.. I know what you are gonna say, I will not make you a taco.I am now 22, my bday was

I am now 22, my bday was may 3rd… didn’t get a happy bday from a lot of you O>OI am a guy… (if you didn’t know this I will legit go back to my girl skin)

I am a guy… (if you didn’t know this I will legit go back to my girl skin)

I was a mod after having people do timeformodXD for a while, then became a supervisor after I stole it from girdie (such old much wow)

I met 1hoatax in real life while in high school, we talked about minecraft and I was like it can’t be… Do you play on this server… OMG *fangirl moment* ITS ME ITS TIME ALKGALKGFA *cough*

I haven’t met glen.. yet.. one day I will though xD

Zed and his cousin look what you think the other would… (this had to be here, yes I have seen both) (Zed aka SLASH)

I litterally like all types of music, so if you recommend something I would listen to it 😀
(want a sneak peak of what will come?) Well I want to add this plugin that lets you have a chance of
getting goodies from a key, maybe make it one a month or top voter or something (not sure yet).
and perhaps a chance for money spawners and other stuff you might not be able to get… Spawn feels
a little empty so adding some stuff on the inside may make it feel more welcoming.

What do I feel will be my most asked question?
well that is easy… “Can I be staff/op?!” -.-

Can’t forget the “Why should I play the server now?”
Well that is also easy… get an early advantage over the new people DUH!

1.12 Update

Another quick post – Nofftopia is now running the prerelease of 1.12!

Changes are as followed:

Add Cobalt, Titanium, Osmium, Tungsten, Silver, Platinum, and Uranium.

Add crafting recipes for Alloys Bronze and Steel.

Tools, Weapons and Armor:
Add new swords, axes, pickaxes, shovels, hoes, bows, arrows, crossbows, shields, and armor sets for each corresponding metal ore ingot.

Add arrow quiver slot.

Add wood and stone armor.

Also add Greatswords, crossbows, and dungeon exclusive weapons and armor. (Note: Greatswords and Crossbows require both hands to use.)

Add nuke variant to TNT using enriched uranium.

Add grappling hook.

Add Wall Climbing Pickaxe.

Make Elder Guardian and Evoker official bosses with health bars.

Add Kraken (spawns in deep ocean after ender dragon has been defeated).

Add Giant Spider Queen (randomly spawns in abandoned mineshaft).

Add Giant Death Worm (spawns in Sand Dunes biome after a desert temple has been looted.)

Add Undead Captain (spawns in Captains quarters of Shipwreck.)

Add Minotaur (randomly spawns in labyrinth.)

Add Phoenix (spawns in the heart of a volcanic cave, can be tamed and flown after being defeated.)

Add Shark, Jellyfish, Crab, Whale, Panda, Fire Golem, Jungle Tarantulas, Sand Worms, Scorpion, Skeleton Pirates, and Armored Skeleton.

Sharks can be tamed with raw fish and mounted with a saddle.

Spiders during the day can also be tamed with any raw meat.

Spiders also will actively pursue and kill cows.

Add Shipwrecks, Jungle Spider Web, and Minotaur’s Labyrinth.

Add Fen Forest, Eucalyptus Forest, Cherry Blossom Forest, Bamboo Forest, Desert Oasis, Sand Dunes, Ocean Trench, Coral Reef, Volcanic Craters, and Waterfall Hills.

Anvil is to be placed next to crafting table to make any items with metals.

Crafting Table is expanded when next to an Anvil to make larger items such as Greatswords, Crossbows, and Grappling Hooks.

Add Hydration effect from drinking bottled water (Boosts health and regeneration speed) and Dehydration effect from going three days of not drinking any water (slows movement speed and slowly cuts health down.)

Dehydration occurs quickly in desert biomes.

Add radiation poisoning to the radius of a nuclear blast.

Sand blocks near a nuclear blast will turn into glass blocks.

Bug fixes:
Fix the audio bug where multiple music tracks play at once.

As always, please report any bugs 😊 

Quick Poll:

Should we migrate over from Minecraft to MineTest? Leave your response here, on Twitter, or on Mastodon 😊 

Short domain is back!

Some of you may remember the shorter Nofftopia URL, Unfortunately a few years ago, I let the domain name renewal expire and someone else bought it, turning it into a premium domain name and attempted to sell it for $900. 

I’m happy to announce that after years of them wasting their money to renew the domain in attempts to “extort” Nofftopia for money, they have stopped renewing the domain. As of today, Nofftopia now owns the domain name again!

What exactly does this mean?

  • You can now access Nofftopia’s website via or
  • You can access the Nofftopia Minecraft server at or
  • You can access the TeamSpeak server at or
  • You can access our Mastodon instance at or

The main Nofftopia website and our Mastodon Instance is now utilizing a CDN as well, which will improve performance! We also now have greater backup measures in place 😊 

I hope you are all enjoying your time on Mastodon as much as I am!

Spawn & Stream

Quick update to let you all know our new spawn is now complete, thanks to Jordobutt!

For those of you who have joined our Mastodon instance (thank you!), streaming is now fully incorpertaed. This means that if you leave open in a browser, new posts will automcatially stream in without having to refresh!

Now that our Mastodon server is fully operational, all efforts will be switched to completely revamping the Nofftopia Minecraft server!